ds_noticeboard | Fic: Renfield Turnbull's RCMP Diary (crack, sir? why, yes, sir)

Renfield Turnbull's RCMP Diary
Rating: PG-13 (maybe)
Warnings: Crack and not the most sympathetic or rounded portrait of Inspector Thatcher You Might Find
Pairing: do I really have to tell? You're ruining my fun. Okay, K/T

Date: Tuesday
Number of people obfusticated and confused: 8 (v.good)
Number of times Inspector angry: 4 (not good)
Number of times item two solved with application of item 1: 2 (most excellent use of initiative)
Days until tournament of hearts: 5!!!!!

Today gentleman wearing a coal skuttle on his head kept telling me that he was my father. Query asthma? Told him I wasn't into that scene and directed him to the club on 84th and Flogger, where he can be as fatherly as he wants.

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