Scary Dorkiness

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

okay, i had to promise c_regalis that i would post a scary proof of paul gross' dorkiness and his lack of shame! ::grins::

c_regalis and i were laughing our asses off the day before yesterday and sam80853 was gritting her teeth when she saw it ... which actually says a lot!

the quality isn't the best and sometimes the sounds doesn't exactly match but you'll get the meaning.

anyway, download some rock 'n' roll and jazz induced madness HERE (megaupload) or HERE (axifile)!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

I choose to download this, yet if I'm traumatized, I'm sending you my therapy bills!

Stormy, is it really bad?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Dear Stormy,

You are going to hell for that.

Love,
Di

P.S. That was the best thing EVER, and here's a YSI mirror (http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=35A6NJDAX3Y7N0H4ZYNMM4E9L5) as thanks.

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

::runs and hides:: i'll post a link with my snail mail address for all the therapy bills i'll be getting! ::giggles::

[loz]

I need so much therapy now. Please stop doing this to my perception of Paul.

The sad thing is that I love him even more.

[loz]

I'm commenting again because I'm mortified to realise I didn't jump at you with a great big screaming THANK YOU!

Thank you :)

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

::rolls on floor laughing:: i hear you loud and clear!

[timian.livejournal.com]

...

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

::snorts::

[pocketmouse]

I think he can be cut some slack because it was the eighties (...right?). He kinda looked Clark Kent-ish, except for the all black.
And the poor boy may be enthusiastic, but he has no dance rythym, and jumps like a girl. And at random times.

*glee*

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

i don't actually think it was the eighties! it should be around 1998 or even later because he and David were invited together after they released their first album if i remember correctly! and yes, he has as much rhythm as a sea cucumber! at least most of the times because there's also proof that he can do it properly.

[pocketmouse]

But... but... the hair. It's so... almost painful.

[riverlight.livejournal.com]

hah... what was the dS quote? "moves like a block of wood, sings like a bird?" Yeah.

[streetspirit18.livejournal.com]

you know, during the first half of it, I was thinking... well, this isn't that bad, really.

and then, I just couldn't stop laughing. *wipes eyes*

thanks. you put the sunshine in my rainy day.

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

glad i could be of assistance! this should come with a sign: 'watch when you're down and weary - you won't remember any of that later!'

[fenlings]

::watches the first two numbers through her fingers::

Oh my God the backup dancing can-can! The flailing and constipation faces! My brain is scarred!

::watches Route 66::

Okay, this isn't so bad, I can get into this...

::sees the insane demented *leaping* dance at the end::

...Oh. Oh, Paul.

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

insane demented leaping is the perfect description. everything was almost okay until that happened!

[pocketmouse]

It's like he couldn't stand to stay still.

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Whee! You did it! *twirls you*

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

of course i did. it took me a lot longer than i had anticipated because both MUL and YSI were being bitches but in the end ... it's love!

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

Oh Paul. Dork to the core. +11.
Thanks very much for this. Just what I needed on a Thursday morning after not enough sleep.

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

yes, that can get you out of a trance in no time!

[grey853.livejournal.com]

This was fun to watch. Nobody can say the guy doesn't have a good time and put it on the line. *g* Wish there were a better copy. The sound was good, but the picture kept breaking up so I could hardly see it. Still, it was cool to see Paul having fun with his music buddies.

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

well, it's a copy off a videotape so we have to be glad for it as it is! and i am. i haven't laughed so much in ages!

[sam80853.livejournal.com]

I did not grit my teeth, I didn't! It wasn't that bad ... the man has just no rhythms!

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

you SO did grit your teeth! i'd attest to that under oath!

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that bad

Suuure. *pets*

giggles

[sam80853.livejournal.com]

You just have to close your eyes and listen to his voice ... oh yeah, everything is just FINE!

[lilac-one.livejournal.com]

O.M.F.G.

I have tears! tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. The poor man really, really wants to be cool and he really, really is far too dorky to ever be.

When David Keeley started the little kick thingie that the cheerleaders used to do in high school, and Paul couldn't do it, well, I almost fell of my chair.

Also, he seems to share a choreographer with much of the boyband world. Gotta love that literal choreography.

You have so made my day! Thank you!

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

::bows:: i'm glad i could assist in making your day a little brighter!

[nerdwegian.livejournal.com]

You have successfully broken my brain. The horridness of the DORKYNESS has removed all my abilities for future web graphics, fiction writing, drawing, singing, songwriting and coherent speech. Thank you. Starting now.

OMGWTFSQUEEAGHHORRIDNESSOMGLOLLERSKATES!!!!1one!!!!1!1!11

*watches just the first 2min08secs instead cuz that dude is really frackin talented*

[morningfine]

Oh dear. And here I thought Voodoo was a big honking epitome of dorky. Must've forgotten who we're dealing with here, heh.

Thank you!!! The "insane demented leaping dance" (points above): priceless. I love you for sharing the trauma with all of us!

[stormymouse.livejournal.com]

hey, i had to! how else could i explain to all of you why i was acting weird?!

[myriad69.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet jesus on toast.

That looks like a Canadian award show. They're usually like that.

The man is pretty, but he has NO rhythm. None.

*shudders*

[aukestrel.livejournal.com]

Oh man thank you! I'd lost my tape of this! I am so happy to see it again!

What I love about the extreme dorkiness is how much FUN he is having. It is SO FUCKING CUTE!

Also? I love Canada. The whole concept of the SHOW is SO FUCKING DORKY. And cute.

[chibimonnie.livejournal.com]

Oh. Mygod. He's a dancing dork. <3

[riverlight.livejournal.com]

omg omg omg omg.

LOL.

To quote the blooper reel: "that's like the best thing I've ever seen."

Thank you!

[abelladonna.livejournal.com]

OMG. I've got NOTHING. I mean, shit. Jeez, Paul, are your pants tight enough? And what's with the spaz-tastic white boy dancing? I mean, damn. Just stand still FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Although, OMG, David and Paul kicking like Rockettes? That might be the BEST THING EVER.

PAUL YOU ARE JUST SUCH A HUGE HUGE DORK. (But, for the record, there was a WHOLE LOT OF DORK on that stage...)

[britduck21.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that was funny. I was wondering what the demented leaping dance was, and then... OMG!! What was that?? LOL

Thanks for posting Stormy.