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It was

torakowalski's birthday on the 17th so I wrote fic for my valued beta and partner in crime. After a troubled gestation, I produced this:

Title: The Illinois Roadkill Cookbook
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Ray/Ray, Ray/Ray/Turnbull
Wordcount: 4600
Notes: The title was the result of buying a copy of "Bizarre Books" for father's day, so yes, there really is an Illinois Roadkill Cookbook.
Warnings: weird, slightly disturbing, the usual
Random Quote:

"Ray knew it probably didn’t, but that was what was going around in the station, fuelled by Frannie’s immense capacity for romantic fiction. She’d managed to get Huey to read Sword of Desire and now there was a steady covert trade in Mills and Boon and Harlequin going round the station and Ray was just glad he was out in a backroom in a really boring building hiding from the new CO, the rising surge of romance and Stella."