Can I just say that I love the porny ways your brain works?

I'm totally jealous of your ability to write good porn, and to be so prolific in doing so. I've been working on one story for weeks now and you're just churning them out. I'd say I think I hate you for that, but I really don't, so I won't( God I hope that makes sense) :)

Would you mind terribly if I friended you? Cause the porny goodness- just wow!